Dear Mister Wolf:
As your attorney in this matter I am very angry at the way the pig family's survivor tried to paint you as a monster. The prosecutor is out of control, thinking he's going to be "tough on crime" by demanding the death penalty, but I would like to make a deal. I've worked out a plea with the DA for the charge to be reduced to Involuntary Manslaughter, which means you'll only get 3-5 years. Please let me know at our next meeting.
Your Lawyer Guy,
Scotty Andrew Stormcrow, PC
Dear Mr stormcrow,
ReplyDeleteThank you for your efforts as a reply to your plea bargain...
ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND! 3-5 years for eating dinner?!? the pigs were already dead i was doing the environment a favor by removing a health hazard, i should be getting the key to the city not jail time! what am i paying you for! GET ME OUT OF HERE!